At least once every 24 hours: go to your hotel room, go into the bathroom, take off all your clothes, turn on the shower, get into the shower, lather yourself up using the soap conveniently provided by the hotel, wash your hair with the shampoo conveniently provided by the hotel, rinse off all the soap, turn off the water, get out of the shower, dry yourself off completely, put on clean clothes, and (preferably) put on antiperspirant/deodorant before leaving the room again.
On a related note, despite the advertising, spraying yourself down with Axe from head to toe does NOT substitute for the previous paragraph. It just leaves everyone around you unable to breathe.
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Date: 2009-07-24 12:04 pm (UTC)On a related note, despite the advertising, spraying yourself down with Axe from head to toe does NOT substitute for the previous paragraph. It just leaves everyone around you unable to breathe.
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Date: 2009-07-24 02:50 pm (UTC); D
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Date: 2009-07-25 05:10 am (UTC)