FOR SALE: Everything

[ellenmillion.livejournal.com]

After 16 years of putting fantasy art on awesome merchandise, I'm closing down my gift shop to concentrate on other areas of art and writing and having a life. Supplies are limited! I'm already sold out of unisex L shirts in both black and white, and I'm down to one mousepad. I represent hundreds (literally, 210) fantasy and science fiction artists, many of whom are licensed only through me, so this may be your last chance on a lot of this amazing artwork.

I will be at Dragon*Con in the exhibitor's hall, with lots of remaining merchandise, but if you don't want to risk that I run out of Ursula Vernon's Shoggoth Jasmine tea or Elder Clean soap (and I will!), or if you really want a print of Matt Stawicki's Abomination, or a 5X t-shirt of Niamh O'Conner's Angelically Challenged, then I invite you to pre-order.

Not only will you be ensuring that you snag a great item before I sell out, you'll pay no sales tax, and if you pick up at Dragon*Con, you get $5 of your shipping back in cash on the spot. (What other booth can you stop by and go away with more cash than you came in with?) You may also opt to have your entire shipping bill back in spending credit at the booth. Nitty gritty details behind the cut:



Domestic shipping, so we're clear, starts at $6 and caps out at $10.75, no matter how much you order. I use priority flat rate shipping packaging.

If you don't make it clear that you want me to hold your order for Dragon*Con, I won't. It will be shipped to you like normal. Put your hold request in the comments when you check out, in an email to me, use the contact form, or send me smoke signals. I'm not picky. I am blonde, so be obvious.

If you have not picked up your order by noon on Sunday or made prior arrangements, I reserve the right to put your order out for sale. (I'd only do that if it's not the last of something and I can replace it and ship it to you later.) Your order will be shipped to you, if you don't pick it up. You will get no refund. I will try to get emails out to remind you to pick things up, but make no promises, and spam filters may catch them anyway!

I still have to ship things from Alaska, so I need some lead time - please have your orders in by July 31 so I can get your orders made and still use cheap rate mail. You are still saving the earth and being green, because it's a lot more efficient to ship one box than seventeen little ones.

Yes, Alaska. I have to be at the airport at 4AM Alaska time and come through four time zones to arrive at 10 PM ET. Pity me.

Comments and requests will NOT hold any items. You must place an order through the webpage.

Yes, I am the only legal source for Biting Pear (LOL WUT) merchandise. Yes, I carry Biting Pear soap and have some left in stock.

You have to pay the shipping. I won't refund it until I have actually handed over your items at Dragon*Con. We've all seen how many people suddenly can't go, and I don't want to deal with hunting you down for shipping costs at the last minute.

I'm allowed one link, and this is it: Ellen Million Graphics

Feel free to ask any questions!