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I tried sticking my cell phone in my corset back in '08. My body heat drained the battery pretty quickly. Later that same con I forgot where I'd put it (blame the vodka) and it fell out the top of my corset when I leaned over. Because I'm so bloody tall and was wearing 5" platforms to boot, the thing shattered. So yeah, cleavage isn't always a good makeshift pocket. And seriously, who wants to deal with damp, sweaty money? Just sayin'...